Nice save, kid.

A-"BEE...BEEEEEE...BEEE....ug. Cute little bug."

Can't tell she's Italian, can you?

A-"Is this purple candy grape flavored, or wine?"

Dry Clean Only.

Me-"Bring your crafting hat on Sunday!"
E-"It's not clean."

Do you think an apocolypse might affect their box office results?

*After seeing a preview for 2012*
Mom-"Wow, that movie doesn't come out until 2012?"
J*-"That's the name of the movie, Mom."

Don't forget Bill Gates!

KC*-In the words of Mattie Stepanek, "The richest person in the world is one who is friends with all the Earth."
CH-Maybe, but the inventors of Facebook are hot on his tail.