Waiter-"And how would you like your burger cooked?"
Cap-"Ummm, all brown?"
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Sunday, June 20, 2010
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Welcomes and warnings.
So I've been blessed/cursed with a multitude of witty and/or cerebrally klutzy people in my life. While they provide me with many laughs, and episodes of head shaking, I decided that I shouldn't keep this magic to myself. That, and maybe I'll make some money. Or be famous. Or both.
Note-Page contains both copious amounts of swearing and sexual entendres. Proceed with caution.
Note-Page contains both copious amounts of swearing and sexual entendres. Proceed with caution.
Cast
Me-thirty, divorced, blessed with brains, wit, and an over abundance of modesty
K- forty, divorced, overly intelligent former SO who balances the humor of a 12 boy with a near genius IQ
E-my teenaged sister who both makes me proud and terrified that we share the same genetic makeup
Mom-She Who Bore Me, mostly unintentionally funny
A-my preschool aged daughter, who spends way too much time around the above mentioned people
Cap-mid 20's, one of the few female friends I keep. Funny enough she now has earned her spot in the cast.
K- forty, divorced, overly intelligent former SO who balances the humor of a 12 boy with a near genius IQ
E-my teenaged sister who both makes me proud and terrified that we share the same genetic makeup
Mom-She Who Bore Me, mostly unintentionally funny
A-my preschool aged daughter, who spends way too much time around the above mentioned people
Cap-mid 20's, one of the few female friends I keep. Funny enough she now has earned her spot in the cast.