How to offend 20 people at once.

*Looking at Easter display of lillies*
NW*-"Wow, who died? Oh yeah...Jesus."

Like rain on your wedding day.

*At B&N, reading book titles*
NW*-"Raising a child of dyslexia. Wait...WITH dyslexia."

Not how *I* remember that going.

TG*-"You know what they say....when life gives you lemons.....stick them in your bra and flaunt it!"

Well in THAT case.

Me-"No man should wear a pink shirt."
AM*-"Unless it's lacy, belongs to someone else, and is wrapped around his junk."

Moo.

CJ*-"I've got mad cow skills, yo."

Helpful advice.

JS*-"Did I tell you my secret to dating?"
K-"Blow her up first?"

Why so many men are single.

CJ*-"How do you ask a girl if your cock has been in her mouth? "
JS*-"Just have her assume the position and see if that triggers your memory."