Thursday, January 28, 2010

Is there a rulebook?

Me-"A, don't eat w/ your hands!"
A-"I'm a little kid, Mom. That's how we do things."

It's a logical conclusion.

A-"Do brown people have peach moles?"

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

And protest signs!

RM-"I guess Republicans don't understand how the wave works."

Me-"They'd have to drop their guns and Bibles. Not happening."

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Big L, little o, little s, little e, little r.

TM-"My handwriting looks like a kindergartener's. I feel like I should have the three lines and everything."

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Nope, just the climate crisis.

*winds blows and windows rattle*
A-"AHHH! The zombie apocalypse is here!!!"

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

K missed the memo.

A-"Some boys wear earrings."
MT-"That's right, they do."
A-"Why don't you?"
MT-"Because I'm not a douchebag."

Monday, January 4, 2010

So literal.

A-"Whatcha doing?"
Me-"Writing a letter to Aunt M*."
A-"What? There's no letter two!"

Friday, January 1, 2010

I didn't see arrows or birds.

CB-"What are those arrows doing?"
MP-"Those are birds, hun."