Saturday, December 26, 2009

Fishers of Mom.

A-"First we're going to watch the movie, then play the game!"
Me-"Who put you in charge?"

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Same diff.

Mom-"He's rather perspective, isn't he?"
Me-"You mean perceptive?"

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

But feel free to tell Grandma that.

A-"Old people have cracks all over, right?"
Me-"They're called wrinkles, kid."

Anyone else scared how this lesson was learned?

A, randomly-"Throwing rocks at kitties, not good."

Friday, December 11, 2009

Look out Ricky Martin!

CB*-"I'm feeling homocidal!"
Me-"Does that mean you want to kill a gay guy?"

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Now an official holiday here @ DNBT

Text sent yesterday to Mom from E-"Happy Pearl Harbor Day! We should eat at the Chinese place to celebrate!"

Saturday, December 5, 2009


K-"Dude! <insert random pool celebrity here> is on FaceBook?!? Oh wait. He's already my friend."