Me-"That's why the Chinese have never won a war. They can't keep secrets!"
Mom-"They kept Pearl Harbor a secret."
*15 seconds of stunned silence*
Me-"That was Japan, dear. "
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So I've been blessed/cursed with a multitude of witty and/or cerebrally klutzy people in my life. While they provide me with many laughs, and episodes of head shaking, I decided that I shouldn't keep this magic to myself. That, and maybe I'll make some money. Or be famous. Or both.
Note-Page contains both copious amounts of swearing and sexual entendres. Proceed with caution.
Note-Page contains both copious amounts of swearing and sexual entendres. Proceed with caution.
Cast
Me-thirty, divorced, blessed with brains, wit, and an over abundance of modesty
K- forty, divorced, overly intelligent former SO who balances the humor of a 12 boy with a near genius IQ
E-my teenaged sister who both makes me proud and terrified that we share the same genetic makeup
Mom-She Who Bore Me, mostly unintentionally funny
A-my preschool aged daughter, who spends way too much time around the above mentioned people
Cap-mid 20's, one of the few female friends I keep. Funny enough she now has earned her spot in the cast.
K- forty, divorced, overly intelligent former SO who balances the humor of a 12 boy with a near genius IQ
E-my teenaged sister who both makes me proud and terrified that we share the same genetic makeup
Mom-She Who Bore Me, mostly unintentionally funny
A-my preschool aged daughter, who spends way too much time around the above mentioned people
Cap-mid 20's, one of the few female friends I keep. Funny enough she now has earned her spot in the cast.
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- The reason for the season.
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- She's got boys figured out.
- I'm thinking "Carob"
- Me-"Buses suck." K-"Remember that the next time s...
- A-"When I grow up, I want to be a backseat driver."
- He can dream.
- No, but they're still over priced.
- Family friendly entertainment.
- Trade offs.
- The Dr. Phil of Tatooine
- Such a romantic.
- Be thankful I *don't*, Mister.
- How to offend 20 people at once.
- Like rain on your wedding day.
- There's an ointment for that.
- Not how *I* remember that going.
- Half of my genetic makeup.
- K's soul is so dark, it smudges mine.
- Well in THAT case.
- Moo.
- If ever was a time for a boob job.
- You should hear her "Where babies come from" talk.
- And how does that make you feel?
- Coming to a late night infomercial near you.
- Helpful advice.
- Why so many men are single.
- She's got a point...
- Children-Killers of Self Esteem
- Walker, Texas Ranger and the Three Bears
- Why I should just keep my mouth shut. Literally.
- Entering hard hat area.
- Too much Dexter=BAD
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