E-"I wonder what it would be like to kill someone with an eyelash curler."
Me-"Slow."
E- "And painful. Wanna be my guinea pig?"
Me-"That's what homeless people are for."
E-"But they smell like pee!"
Me-"Use a clothespin on your nose!"
E-"I wonder what it would be like to kill someone with a clothespin."
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