MK*-"So whatcha gonna name your daughter?" PK*-"I dunno. I wanted to name her Starscream, but the wife said no." MK*-"Of course not, P...that's a boy's name!"
Cap-"I don't understand why Angelina Jolie feels the need to adopt all these kids overseas when there are plenty of kids over here that need help." A*-"That's right! Buy American!"
A-"What's the name of that duck guy in Batman who walks around with an umbrella?" Me-"The Penguin. 'Cause he's a penguin. Not a duck." A-"Oh. Yeah, that makes sense."
So I've been blessed/cursed with a multitude of witty and/or cerebrally klutzy people in my life. While they provide me with many laughs, and episodes of head shaking, I decided that I shouldn't keep this magic to myself. That, and maybe I'll make some money. Or be famous. Or both.
Note-Page contains both copious amounts of swearing and sexual entendres. Proceed with caution.
Cast
Me-thirty, divorced, blessed with brains, wit, and an over abundance of modesty K- forty, divorced, overly intelligent former SO who balances the humor of a 12 boy with a near genius IQ E-my teenaged sister who both makes me proud and terrified that we share the same genetic makeup Mom-She Who Bore Me, mostly unintentionally funny A-my preschool aged daughter, who spends way too much time around the above mentioned people Cap-mid 20's, one of the few female friends I keep. Funny enough she now has earned her spot in the cast.